

#can you imagine why he’s calling her for help #LIEUTENANT I’M SICK CAN YOU PICK UP MY DRY CLEANING #HELP I CAN’T OPEN MY PEANUT BUTTER JAR #I CAN’T HEAR THE TV WHILE I’M EATING CRUNCHY SNACKS #I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED UP INTERNET EXPLORER #RIZA HELP
GOT DRUNK AND BOUGHT A WHOLE CART OF FLOWERS
#can you imagine why he’s calling her for help #LIEUTENANT I’M SICK CAN YOU PICK UP MY DRY CLEANING #HELP I CAN’T OPEN...